And I thought it was just a moisturiser

One Minutes Dispel Horniness

Sign in the washroom, Beijing Airport

Toilet paper is usually not provided in public toilets in China. However, here in a washroom (outside the cubicles) in Beijing Airport, the tide is turning. But I'm not sure what "Bumf" is!

Tour Guide Chinglish

This tour guide was so confident with his English, but his pronunciation was simply terrible. For example, for "Chinese" he'd say "Chess". Here is a short video:

Chinglish

The benefit of having a deformity.
Who'd want to?

Please go somewhere else to die ==>

<== I think it shoud say "pear".

To my Chinese readers: please do not take offence. Chinglish celebrates just how difficult Chinese is to translate to English. Three images from http://www.engrish.com/